What’s Worse?

That my spinning instructor looks like Mikey from Jerseylicious, or that I just referenced Mikey from Jerseylicious?

Jacked From: http://www.writeonnewjersey.com with SOME editing

That I forgot my workout water bottle in the office fridge for the 8th day in a row, or that — after dwindling through all my valet-dollar-bills, meter quarters, and under-passenger-seat nickels buying vending machine waters for those 8 days of workouts — I stubbornly ran and rode today sans water?

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That I spazzed out forgetting today was a cycling day – not a swim day – and packed my Nair-commercial-short shorts, or that I stubbornly rode anyway sans sufficient thunder-thigh coverage?

Jacked From: http://www.nj.com with SOME editing

That I swore up and down to myself all through my workout that I would do at least a little yoga tonight, or that I posted this instead?

Jacked From: http://www.nydailynews.com with SOME editing
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